Awesome things. Shut up. We think they’re awesome. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8359239-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @dontharsmyawesome)http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kysc11ms4t1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(Courtesy of The Portland Mercury)</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/427252329http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/427252329Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:27:01 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyifd0ueB31qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Such an innocent era.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/415623908http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/415623908Sat, 27 Feb 2010 12:03:00 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyf3m7O7C71qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/411828737http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/411828737Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:56:31 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxdjev7nBj1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(Photo: Getty)</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/372424722http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/372424722Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:08:55 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx9x0tEcFg1qzybh5o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The champagne and caviar of the South.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/368923961http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/368923961Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:12:29 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwyrexBChz1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nuns avec guns!</p> <p>(Yes someone photoshopped it, but that doesn’t detract from the awesomeness.)</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/358015605http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/358015605Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:37:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwm06uiUzp1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The glory of red vinyl pants. Or any vinyl pants for that matter.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/346245489http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/346245489Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:18:30 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwaxjx3GGX1qzybh5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No comment.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/336108593http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/336108593Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:47:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw6ypxjTro1qzybh5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/332480896http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/332480896Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:22:45 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvaewdMMdw1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I am rockin’ these boots. If this whole Queen thing doesn’t work out, perhaps a career as a dominatrix might be in order.”</p> <p>(Image: Getty)</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/301958493http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/301958493Sat, 26 Dec 2009 20:31:25 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv4j36VY591qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/297314653http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/297314653Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:16:18 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukp33qwy01qzybh5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/281143729http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/281143729Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:13:51 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue6pcLysr1qzybh5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Climategate: I don’t know, maybe global cooling might be Kool. I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/276217080http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/276217080Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:51:12 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucgxc6pxb1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>An average of 68 young Brazilian men died violently each day between 1998 and 2008.<br/> There are over 1,000 favelas in Rio. The favelas are filled with crime and violence.</p> <p>The Olympics in Rio are going to be just swell, an awesome spectacle.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/274865232http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/274865232Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:36:47 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuc945EPW91qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Christopher Walken leads his mighty army to global victory.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/274713222http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/274713222Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:48:05 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3im2X75v1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Obama blotter acid. Not that we would ever advocate use of illegal substances or putting Barry Obama in your mouth.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/268086097http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/268086097Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:34:50 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku3e2lFWu41qzybh5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A scene from Planet Cheney, for Hunter J.</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/267990782http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/267990782Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:56:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktziz1QXo91qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“South Korean babies wearing diapers perform during a dance contest at a hotel in Seoul on November 30, 2009. The contest was sponsored by a diaper maker as part of its year-end sales promotion. AFP PHOTO/KIM JAE-HWAN”</p> <p>Hooray for dancing Korean toddlers!</p>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/265102772http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/265102772Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:52:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthep9tmun1qzybh5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/252332372http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/252332372Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:03:09 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf9qkqJ3l1qzybh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/251042609http://www.dontharshmyawesome.com/post/251042609Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:20:44 -0500